Documenting incidents, misunderstandings, suspicious husbands, baked phones, and whatever Nan has done with the horse.
The full board is estimated at 100m × 100m. This is the bit we are legally allowed to show.
Initial contact after a suspicious silence. Tracey apologised, then immediately made it worse.
Case #001 · OpenMum's phone entered a Victoria sponge. Janet remained on the line. Dad was not to be informed.
Case #012 · OngoingSubject claims it was “just a misunderstanding”. Police, Tesco, and Gary disagree.
Court case pendingGary was present in guttering overalls. Certificate may be upside down. Sandra has entered the chat.
Case #027 · EscalatingA recurring instruction. Usually issued after the point at which Dad absolutely needs to know.
Pattern detectedFiles sealed under ██████ pending verification, bail conditions, and Nan finding the horse.
Archive incompletePersons, animals, husbands, and witnesses repeatedly appearing near Tracey-related incidents.
34. Banbury. Complicated. Capable of escalating a normal Tuesday into a public record.
Occupation: “cars”. Once faked his own death for a day off. Quality of evidence poor.
74. Undefeated at bingo. Owns a horse. Legal position unclear.
Guttering. Met Tracey Tuesday. Still married to Sandra, depending who you ask.
Warwick. Smug but not wrong. Has screenshots and the moral high ground.
Location: Nan's kitchen. Known to press lift buttons. Cannot be flushed.
Archive status: over capacity.
Action taken: a message-based incident system was developed.
Purpose: receive Tracey-related reports as they occur.
Status: pending public release.
Episode 1 before the evidence disappears.
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